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The Basic Equipment T-Shirt (Polish Holy Trinity)

The Basic Equipment T-Shirt (Polish Holy Trinity)

Regular price 105,00 PLN
Regular price Sale price 105,00 PLN
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⚠️ IMPORTANT PRINT-ON-DEMAND NOTICE: All our gear is custom printed just for you! Please double-check the size chart before ordering. We do not accept returns or exchanges for wrong sizes because we are currently way too busy "Kiszoning" the cucumbers for the winter. 🥒 Thank you for understanding!

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Forget expensive suits or designer brands. This is the official uniform of a true Polish survivor.

Our logo proudly displays the Holy Trinity of Polishness: The Slipper (the ultimate weapon of mass discipline), The Pieróg (the only acceptable fuel), and The Mustache (the symbol of absolute Slavic authority).

This is your basic equipment for any occasion. It is elegant enough for your uncle's name day party, and comfortable enough for complaining at the post office. But most importantly, it is the perfect t-shirt to wear while fixing your car and aggressively yelling at the poor person who is holding the flashlight wrong.

Put this on and let the power of the mustache guide you.
Features the ultimate Polish coat of arms.
Gives you the authority to complain about everything.

Best average quality guaranteed.

PRO TIP: This shirt runs a bit snug (slim fit). If you prefer a loose, baggy fit for true comfort, we highly recommend ordering ONE SIZE UP!

🚚 FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS $99,69! Nice. 🔥

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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), No Polish Go ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@nopolishgo.pl or write to us Aleje Jerozolimskie 109/70
02-011 Warsaw
Poland.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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