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The T-Shirt of Slavic Moderation

The T-Shirt of Slavic Moderation

Regular price 109,00 PLN
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⚠️ IMPORTANT PRINT-ON-DEMAND NOTICE: All our gear is custom printed just for you! Please double-check the size chart before ordering. We do not accept returns or exchanges for wrong sizes because we are currently way too busy "Kiszoning" the cucumbers for the winter. 🥒 Thank you for understanding!

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In English, you have simple words like "restraint" or "abstinence". But the Polish language is a weapon. We have a high-level word just for this: Wstrzemięźliwość.

Nobody except Poles can pronounce it (and honestly, even half of us struggle with it). It is strictly an inside word.

This T-shirt is a reminder of our famous Slavic moderation. When you feel the sudden urge to conquer the world, overthrow a government, or start to ski jumping in your 30s... just look at your chest, say the magic words, and let the steam out.
Best average quality guaranteed.
Warning: May cause spontaneous yelling in public.

PRO TIP: This shirt runs a bit snug (slim fit). If you prefer a loose, baggy fit for true comfort, we highly recommend ordering ONE SIZE UP!

🚚 FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS OVER $99,69! Nice. 🔥

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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), No Polish Go ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@nopolishgo.pl or write to us Aleje Jerozolimskie 109/70
02-011 Warsaw
Poland.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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