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The "Usual Polish Happy Smile" T-Shirt

The "Usual Polish Happy Smile" T-Shirt

Regular price 131,00 PLN
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⚠️ IMPORTANT PRINT-ON-DEMAND NOTICE: All our gear is custom printed just for you! Please double-check the size chart before ordering. We do not accept returns or exchanges for wrong sizes because we are currently way too busy "Kiszoning" the cucumbers for the winter. 🥒 Thank you for understanding!

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We Poles are famous for our immense joy, infectious optimism, and a volcano of positive emotions... which we strictly keep deep inside.

That is why every little Pole at school, besides Math and Geography, also learns "The Polish Face 101". It is a highly specialized facial expression designed to show absolutely nothing. Foreigners often mistake it for pure aggression... Nonsense! We just look like this. Our resting face is a carefully designed masterpiece, shaped by hundreds of years of a very unfortunate geographical location.

We don't hate you by default. We are simply analyzing the situation: should we show you some emotions, or are you just planning to invade us? As the back of this shirt proudly states, we have been Keeping Moderate Enthusiasm since 966, and we are not going to change that for anyone.

Wear this shirt and let the world know that you are actually having a genuinely great time. Internally. 😐🇵🇱

Best average quality guaranteed.


PRO TIP: This shirt runs a bit snug (slim fit). If you prefer a loose, baggy fit for true comfort, we highly recommend ordering ONE SIZE UP!

🚚 FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS OVER $99,69! Nice. 🔥

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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), No Polish Go ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at contact@nopolishgo.pl or write to us Aleje Jerozolimskie 109/70
02-011
Warsaw
Poland.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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